Quote: hi this is Jason and i just wanna let u know that your gonna die, so don't flatter yourself!
Quote: I'm going to kill you, so you better beware
Quote: Jason is a legend, ginny, a legend...
Quote: teddy, where the fuck's the corkscrew?!?!
Quote: (TOMMY) Die! Die! Die! Die!
Quote: (ROB) Oh my God! Oh my God! Run! AAAHHH!!! Run! Run! He's got me! He's killing me! Run Trish! Run! AAAHHH!!! Trish run! AAAHHH!!!
(TRICIA) What? AAAHHH!!! What? AAAHHH!!!

Quote: Sara? Change your mind? Come on, get in here...there's plenty of room, we can sing a duet...

Who is it, Paulie? Paulie? Hey, Paulie is that you? Hey Paulie...whoops dropped my bar of soap, old buddy, gonna have to get in here with me old pal! Hohohoho! AAAHHHH!!!

Quote: 1) Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue.
2) It was stolen.
3) It was not stolen! Two people at the hospital are missing...coincidence? He's alive!

Quote: 1) Why don't you run this through your little computer, Teddy Bear?
2) Hey! Congatulations, Jimbo!

Quote: 1) Tina, we gotta go.

2) You go!
3) Tina, I'm gonna leave without you!
4) Take an umbrella!
5) You slut!

Quote: 1) Mom? Mom? She's not here.
2) Maybe she's still jogging.
3) She'd never be gone this long in the rain! I'm going down the path.
4) Me too!
5) You stay here in case she comes back.
6) I'll go!
7) Stay here and fix the lights!

Quote: 1) Ya wanta dance?
2) Yeah...yeah!
3) I, uh, thought you wanted to be with Ted?
4) Well, I did, but now I wanna be with you.
5) This makes me feel really bad. Well, do you wanna join them?
6) Jimmie...why don't we just go upstairs?
7) Upstairs? Hahahahaha.

Quote: Ya wanna give the ol' Teddy Bear a kiss?
Quote: 1) Ted? Ted? I think, I think when we get into town, I should call Betty.
2) Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do.

Quote: 1) What are the sleeping arrangements here anyway? 2)Paul and I are taking the bedroom at the end of the hall, so you and Doug can sleep next door. 3) Really? 4) Yeah, it's ok, they're bunk beds. Don't worry about it.
Quote: 1) Let me put it in the ol' computer. 2) Hey I'm serious about this, Ted.
3) Hey! The computer don't lie! Ok, let's see...4) What?
5) It says...it says you're...a dead fuck.
Quote: You better get that sucker in the icebox.. I must be nuts...I mean I must be...Goodnight Axl!
Quote: Ahhh Mahh
Quote: You know what I'm in the mood for?.....A Jarvis Sandwich!
Quote: 1) C'mon get in the water! 2) Uh nah! We don't have our suits!
Quote: Lars Wheres the corkscrew for the wine bottle????
Quote: Paul.... I know your out there,.... Paul??....Screw you Paul
Quote: Paul says I'm great in bed, so that's where I keep him.
Quote: I'm going for a swim. It seems to be getting a BIT cold in here.
Quote: Well, you know what I suggest you do about that, Ted, I think you should run that through your computer
Quote: Jimmy:Ted. I think...I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do.Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don't know anyone new.
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them.



Quote: Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus God damn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit!



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Quote: Was I a dead fuck?
Quote: Tommmmmmy,die!

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